No review for tonight, it’s late and reading various new comics the whole way through has burned up much of my time for tonight. So instead I thought I’d make a little FAQ and hopefully answer a few questions people might’ve had.
Admittedly, so far only two questions have actually been asked of me, but I’m going to make a few more up because they’re questions I ask myself.
1. Why do you review so many big name comics instead of smaller comics that people might not have heard of?
When I started this site, I only had my friends for readers. Now, my friends, as much as they enjoy webcomics, are not serious webcomic readers. They know of the comics that they read, and a few that they just don’t really care for, and others fall by the wayside completely. So when I reviewed Order of the Stick, many of my friends hadn’t heard of it before. Thanks to the review, they started reading and loved it. I understand that most of the people I catch from the web are the kinds of people who’ve already read most of these, but I’m still getting used to the idea of having other people for feedback.
Besides, I’ve reviewed a few comics that aren’t in the top 100 of www.piperka.net, such as AKoTaS, Nukees, and Partially Clips. So I don’t feel too bad. And the longer this goes the more likely the comics I review will be lesser known. Also, the top rated comics are top rated for a reason, because they’re generally quite good. I’d like to expose people to them if they haven’t given them a try yet.
If you prefer reading reviews of smaller webcomics, I suggest Ferrett’s webcomic reviews. He specializes in such things.
2. Why are your reviews so positive? Why don’t you tear the bad comics apart like Your Webcomic is Bad (warning, coarse language)?
Well, for starters, I read all these comics daily. By reviewing only comics that I read daily, you’re guaranteed that at the very least, I’ve been willing to continue subjecting myself to the comic. I don’t see the point in writing a review to try to tell people that a webcomic is bad. Webcomics aren’t like movies, where you’d've wasted three hours and $10 to see something that you could’ve read a review for and skipped. Webcomics are almost always free for the reading, and you’ll generally figure out whether you’re enjoying yourself in the first ten minutes, which is about how much time you’d've wasted reading the nasty reviews.
Instead, I want to show people what comics they might actually like, because if people can spend five minutes reading a review and then saying, “Yes, I’ll clearly enjoy this comic! I’m going to give it a try.” (and having it be correct), then I’ll have helped entertain somebody.
Also, I’m a wuss and like saying nice things when I can. I do try to be objective and point out flaws where they exist, so people can skip the comics that hit the points that they won’t like (and I’m trying to be better about that). But I honestly enjoy these webcomics, so my reviews are going to reflect that. Even when I write a review where people might consider most of my points to be negative, it’s still a strip that I read regularly, so clearly I’ve seen something in it to make me not mind any of those negatives.
3. When are you going to review X?
Well, at my current rate of one review roughly every other day, I’ll get through my current comic set in… about a year. That’s not counting the comics I’ll add through that time, too. I actually have tiered bookmarks on my browser, since if you try to open up 150 tabs in Firefox at once it will crash at you. Some of the sortings make sense, but they’re still pretty haphazard. I may try to sort them at some point in the future so I’ll be able to give a better comment about what order I’ll review things in, but right now it’s really whatever I feel like. Occasionally I even roll dice to see if they suggest a comic to review.
So I suppose the answer is… I dunno.
4. I misphrased. Why haven’t you reviewed X yet?
Quite possibly I don’t read it. You’ll likely never see a review from me of Dinosaur Comics or Sinfest, for example. I understand they’re both very popular. They’re just not for me. It happens.
5. Will you review my webcomic?
If you have sent me a link to your comic in the hopes that I might review it, it has gone into one of three categories: Didn’t make it through the archives (in which case I’ll tell you so), made it through the archives and added it to my daily reads, in which case I’ll get to it eventually but with no particular idea when (so far this is where most of them have gotten to), or I made it through the archives and loved it so very much that I’ll likely review it next (in which case you’ll likely notice).
6. Why didn’t you mention X? It’s the best part about the comic! The plot twist was so amazing! And when Y died! You need to mention that.
I try to avoid giving away spoilers of any sort. I figure if something isn’t mentioned in the first twenty five strips, I don’t want to give it away. This is why I try not talk about characters in the present tense in strips where characters die, so you don’t get to know who’ll make it. I try not to talk about characters that join the good guys later despite being an evil guy to begin with, because it spoils that whole plot.
So the things I feel I can mention: Anything vague that does not give away anything specific. Anything that is constant throughout the comic (telling people that Garfield hates Mondays is not a spoiler). Anything in the first twenty-five-ish strips. I’ll also try to edit comments that have these sorts of things in them, so I’d appreciate if people didn’t try to throw them in.
7. Why don’t you include a panel or a strip of a comic so people can see a representation of the comic?
A couple reasons- a) I don’t like giving away spoilers (see previous question), b) I’m horrible at finding a representative panel from the strip that doesn’t give anything away, and c) I’d rather spend the time that’d be required to satisfy a+b to review comics or fix up the site, instead.
8. Why are various things on the site so plain? Is that still the default theme for Wordpress?
Yes. Improvements are being worked on slowly, but those generally weren’t the highest priority when I was starting out, content was.